Attack of the beer hungry Zombies!
It was the usual seculed valley these adventurous folk would settle in every year for a week of fun filled camping and relaxation.
There was much relaxation in the creek and they enjoyed their time away from civilization.
...until they began to turn! Bartlett turned first. After the many years of incestous thoughts about his sister Bartlett's resistance to the virus was weakened.
Red was the next to go. He has a sister too or it was that he had more of the infected beer than all of us combined and the poor drunk couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag let alone fight off an evil zombie virus.
Things escalated quickly once the beer bong was brought out. They thought if the beer was drank faster the transition would be less painful. One by one they turned.
With Zomies all around Kevin began to panic...
Someone had to do something. That's when Gilly came up with a master plan and headed off to his vehicle.
He return with only a roll of duct tape and a master plan!
He gave the zombies the tape in hope that it would quell their thirst for man-flesh.
IT WORKED! The Red headed one began to go back to his memory stores and started mapping out the crystaline structure of a polycarbonate steel for uses unknown to us mortals.
After his genius plan Gilly had a deep conversation with the now tranquil zombie.
Yet, The most dangerous zombie was still at large...
Unexpectedly he began to attack living and the living dead. He did not discriminate.
Fortunatly for them the zombie was in a weakend state due to the lack of man-flesh in his stomach and was easily contained.
After the victory Kevin had a ceromonial beer bong with some un-tainted beer then let out a victorious trumpet!
Shortly after we headed to the top of the mountian to celebrate and call the local tabloids to tell about our great adventure.
posted by DR at 4:30 PM
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