Monday, August 27, 2007

The Camping Trip

Once again the mob of drunks invaded the area known only as "The Property." They paraded around in their trucks and motorbikes carrying only the essential items: drink (water, energy drinks or beer), protection ( Guns, swords, and an inflatable Spiderman floaty), and a mission to fill and stock "The Pond." My documentation of the week is limited to a small corner of The Property where the infamous Drunken Woodpecker Corral Bar is located. My camera only appeared within the walls of this mighty structure and unfortunately that was also the last place that camera will ever take a picture. The camera only lasted until the fourth night, which might be a good thing... or not.


The Bar Scene
We start out our picture tour with a typical sight. A lovely game of Asshole.


An important story
Our token Mick telling a captivating story....

Asshole dealer
and the Asshole dealing.

Chillin at The Woodpecker
It is a beautiful sight, seeing everyone around the bar enjoying our one week with no obligations.


Now begins what was once a dream, and now a reality, of mine (and most likely Red's too): To fall asleep in, spend the whole next day and fall back asleep in the same bar. We did succeed. The night we began our mission we loaded the bar with everything we would need for the day, for once we went to bed we could not leave until we awoke the morning after our day in the bar. Johnny E suggested we take before and after pictures and that is where we start.



Pre-madness
Before



Working
As soon as we awoke we knew we needed to get our roof up asap so the sun would not get us.
Professional
We are professionals and our hands know exactly what to do.

Yup still working
Cheese

Hot tub!
With our roof in place we could enjoy the rest of the day.

MechaRed
Red in his suit of armor

The Two
I felt that I should probably need some armor too. Things were about to get rowdy now that the sun went down.

Helping out
Helping light a smoke
Still here
An attempt at a progress report picture.

Be scared
Now things got fun!

Hurts so good!
Oh man! It hurts SOOO GOOD!

Pee Break
Our moderator questions our actions

Last picture
After?

This is the last know picture our stay in the Drunkin Woodpecker Corral Bar, the time recorded by my camera says 08-14-2007 12:42 AM. But it didn't end there....