The Camping Trip

Once again the mob of drunks invaded the area known only as "The Property." They paraded around in their trucks and motorbikes carrying only the essential items: drink (water, energy drinks or beer), protection ( Guns, swords, and an inflatable Spiderman floaty), and a mission to fill and stock "The Pond." My documentation of the week is limited to a small corner of The Property where the infamous Drunken Woodpecker Corral Bar is located. My camera only appeared within the walls of this mighty structure and unfortunately that was also the last place that camera will ever take a picture. The camera only lasted until the fourth night, which might be a good thing... or not.

We start out our picture tour with a typical sight. A lovely game of Asshole.



Our token Mick telling a captivating story....


and the Asshole dealing.


It is a beautiful sight, seeing everyone around the bar enjoying our one week with no obligations.


Now begins what was once a dream, and now a reality, of mine (and most likely Red's too): To fall asleep in, spend the whole next day and fall back asleep in the same bar. We did succeed. The night we began our mission we loaded the bar with everything we would need for the day, for once we went to bed we could not leave until we awoke the morning after our day in the bar. Johnny E suggested we take before and after pictures and that is where we start.




Before




As soon as we awoke we knew we needed to get our roof up asap so the sun would not get us.

We are professionals and our hands know exactly what to do.


Cheese


With our roof in place we could enjoy the rest of the day.


Red in his suit of armor


I felt that I should probably need some armor too. Things were about to get rowdy now that the sun went down.


Helping light a smoke

An attempt at a progress report picture.


Now things got fun!


Oh man! It hurts SOOO GOOD!


Our moderator questions our actions


After?

This is the last know picture our stay in the Drunkin Woodpecker Corral Bar, the time recorded by my camera says 08-14-2007 12:42 AM. But it didn't end there....